Stanford Chaparral

This shirt just seems to attract stains.

This plate just seems to attract food.

These bunnies just seem to attract more bunnies.

This capital just seems to attract more capital.

This phone seems to attract people who also own phones.

This methadone clinic just seems to attract losers.

This metal seems to attract magnets.

This broken swastika just seems to attract Afrikaners.

This monkey paw just seems to attract ironic misfortunes.