Stanford Chaparral

“Charlie and Brannigan” Protégés of the Famous "Abbott and Costello Comedy Team" Present their new two man show:

"Verbal Confusion Revue Follies"

Brannigan: I says, I says, I says, I sold my pants today.

Charlie: Are you crazy?

Brannigan: No. I just don’t have any more pants. I gots no place to put the money. Will you hold it for me?

Charlie: Hold yourz money for you? But my pockets is full.

Brannigan: Full of what?

Charlie: Other pairs of pants. I bought them off a fella on the street.

Brannigan: That was me, you idiot. I oughta...

Charlie: Sorry, Brannigan. I didn’t recognize you without pants on...

Brannigan: Charlie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And other hits...including...


"Goldfish"

Charlie:

Brannigan: Your fish? Well, I figured it would be cheaper to keep your fish in the toilet so we didn’t have to buy a bowl.

Charlie: Brannigan! Where are we gonna go to the bathroom?

Brannigan: In this new goldfish bowl I just bought!

Charlie: Brannigan!


And other hits...including...


"Hot Date"

Charlie:

Brannigan: Did ya Charlie?

Charlie: Yup, Brannigan.

Brannigan: Did you get to first base?

Charlie: Ya might say I hit the foul pole.

Brannigan: WHAZ WHAH WHAH WHAH?


And other hits...including...


"WHAZ WHAH WHAH WHAH WHAT?"

Charlie:

Brannigan: Just watching the boob tube, Charlie.

Charlie: Oh yeah. What’s on?

Brannigan: Football game, Charlie.

Charlie: WHAZ WHAH WHAH WHAH WHAT?