"DARE Lion here! After drugs, child abuse is one of the tough problems facing you kids today! But don't worry! The 8 Ways to Say NO will save you from abusive family members, too!"
Way 1: "Saying 'No Thanks'"
DAD: Boy, I'm a-gonna beat you with this here belt.
DARE LION: No thanks!
Way 2: "Giving a Reason or Excuse"
DAD: Son, time ta git in the beating room and git beat.
DARE LION: I'm allergic!
Way 5: "Changing the Subject"
DAD: Boy, burnin' yew with cigarettes is gonna hurt me
more than it hurts yew.
DARE LION: Let's go play video games!
Way 6: "Avoiding the Situation"
DAD: Son! Git in the shed an' stay there fer 10 days!
DARE LION: [Still at school, being cool]
Way 8: "Strength in Numbers"
DAD: Boy, d'ya want the bat, the wrench, or the chair?
DARE LION 1: No!
DARE LION 2: Yeah, No!
DARE LION 3: That's right! No!
DAD: Wall, y'all git beat now.