Stanford Chaparral

Person 1: Who's on first?
Person 2: That's right.
What?
The man who plays first base is named Gerald Hu. His father is Chinese.
I see.

Who's on first?
That's right!
What are you talking about?
2nd base!
I'm really having trouble understanding these things that you're saying.
Leftfield!
See, now you're just naming different positions, and what I want to know is the name of the person playing first base.
Catcher!
Whatever.

Who's on first?
That's right!
What?
That's right!
I don't understand.
That's right!
Person 3: He doesn't understand English; the only words he knows are "That's right!" He just moved here from Bangladesh.

Who's on first?
That's right!
Wait, his name is actually "Who"?
Yes.
That's kind of funny.

Who's on first?
Walter Jenkins.
And second?
James O'Reilly.
They are two fine players.
I certainly think so.

Who's on first?
Don't ask me, I'm deaf.
But if you're deaf, how could you hear me ask the last question?
I read your lips.
Oh.

Who's on first?
That's right!
"That's right"? What kind of name is that?
I think it's Russian.
I think it's fucked.

Who's on first?
I'm not sure?... It could be Felp Wilkins.
You're not sure? Aren't you the manager?
No, sir. I'm the groundskeeper. The manager is over there; he has a beard.