“Charlie and Brannigan” Protégés of the Famous "Abbott and Costello Comedy Team" Present their new two man show:
"Verbal Confusion Revue Follies"
Brannigan: I says, I says, I says, I sold my pants today.
Charlie: Are you crazy?
Brannigan: No. I just don’t have any more pants. I gots no place to put the money. Will you hold it for me?
Charlie: Hold yourz money for you? But my pockets is full.
Brannigan: Full of what?
Charlie: Other pairs of pants. I bought them off a fella on the street.
Brannigan: That was me, you idiot. I oughta...
Charlie: Sorry, Brannigan. I didn’t recognize you without pants on...
Brannigan: Charlie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And other hits...including...
"Goldfish"
Charlie:Brannigan: Your fish? Well, I figured it would be cheaper to keep your fish in the toilet so we didn’t have to buy a bowl.
Charlie: Brannigan! Where are we gonna go to the bathroom?
Brannigan: In this new goldfish bowl I just bought!
Charlie: Brannigan!
And other hits...including...
"Hot Date"
Charlie:Brannigan: Did ya Charlie?
Charlie: Yup, Brannigan.
Brannigan: Did you get to first base?
Charlie: Ya might say I hit the foul pole.
Brannigan: WHAZ WHAH WHAH WHAH?
And other hits...including...
"WHAZ WHAH WHAH WHAH WHAT?"
Charlie:Brannigan: Just watching the boob tube, Charlie.
Charlie: Oh yeah. What’s on?
Brannigan: Football game, Charlie.
Charlie: WHAZ WHAH WHAH WHAH WHAT?