Girlfriend, you broke my heart. I took you out in my car, and you decided to stop seeing me. You killed the flower that is my love. You hummie himmie swizzie swuv. I'll tell you something, girlfriend. The next time you call me from your tel-e-phone, and threaten me with other men, I'm going to tell you what a pig you are. And then I'm going to tell all my friends about the weird things you let me try with you. And I'm going to make shit up, too. You are a very intriguing creature The way you prance around with animal energy Your smile has never looked so wild I smell your womanhood a mile away Turn your loveliness this way, you restless beauty Explode the sun with your haunting love call I don't care what the others say I don't care if my girlfriend is not human. who has seen a baby cry who has seen a lion prance who has seen a condor fly understands romance who has seen a fat man die who has seen a sideways glance who has seen a paper pie dance along a metal turd.